This girl is more easily done than said...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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