whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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