i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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