If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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