carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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