I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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