I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
There r osticjed everywhere
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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