ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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