why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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