I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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