i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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