Porn is love you can see.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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