She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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