I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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