He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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