What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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