Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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