i think i have two assholes
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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