quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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