What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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