Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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