I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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