It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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