: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I still have a little drunk in my system
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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