Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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