remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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