i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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