Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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