yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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