when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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