oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
and you fell through a lawn chair
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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