just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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