I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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