For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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