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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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