I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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