Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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