Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
