i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
