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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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