I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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