So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
