like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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