I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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