Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
