Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
