these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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