um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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