I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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