Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
A+ Viking dick
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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