I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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