i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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