lets start a swedish sibling band together
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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