I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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